Jeans used to be pretty basic. Maybe you had colors, or the type of “wash” they were. Then came fashion, and you paid extra to have somebody pre-rip them for you, because it’s cool. Yeah….
But now we’ve crossed that line. Jeans as we know them, are DEAD!
So there was these:
DOROTHY PARKER: What fresh hell is this?
TOPSHOP: Thank you for asking! These are our "Clear Knee Mom Jeans." pic.twitter.com/QRhmLjKirv
— Una LaMarche (@sassycurmudgeon) March 13, 2017
And then these atrocities…
All I see is a very painful situation. Well, and easy access. #Dumbfashion
But it gets better with the new additions today, including “Pre-mudded” jeans. And they cost how much!?!?!
Filed under "Things I thought I'd never see for sale": fake mud jeans for $425 by Nordstrom pic.twitter.com/zdvEW8ONxo
— MicahGoulart (@micahgoulart) April 25, 2017
But THIS!!!! THIS takes the cake.
CLEAR PLASTIC JEANS ARE YOU FEELING OKAY TOPSHOP? pic.twitter.com/fRQcrhil70
— Angela (@theawkwardblog) April 21, 2017
Yes indeed, to quote Jordan Jay, “It’s like a poncho for your legs.” WTF!?!?!
Oh yeah, and MOM JEANS are in fashion again too!
WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Are mom jeans back in! And are they mom jeans if they're called 'mom jeans' and cost $100?
I repeat, JEANS ARE DEAD!