Cosmo’s American Idol Blog

Watchin’ Idol with my pants on the ground, pants on the ground… So Chicago…hate the sports teams but love the city! Had a great time there this summer!

How hot is Shania? Man i feel like a man damn….

so Katelyn does very well…she’ll still be an early casualty in Hollywood though…sad divorce story (would suck to be Dad and watching that huh?).

OMG here comes Amy Lang…she is in love with Ryan…umm WOW. ok shut up and sing! CRAP did she really just pass out? oh no! stop stop stop….what was that boob thing there? ok “Boob-Boxing”

Salon girl is up next…hmmm Charity from LRA . pretty good for 16 wow shania seems impressed and so am I! Simon loved her! Hollywood here she comes!!!! 4 Yeses

and now for the freaks….nice boxers and vest or accordian lady! LOL “Do you enjoy giving people pain?” great Simon quote! “I’m a high pitch singer”lol

wow only 4 Golden tix so far…lots of bleeps and cursin’ Mom says “Hell-to-the-No”

Angela Martin’s 3rd Idol audition…wow what a sad story…sick daughter, Father passed away and then a date in court…I am sure they will send her to Hollywood. Singin mary J….Big voice! Go girl…will do better than Top 50 this time..Top 25! They will eat up her story…

here come more Golden Tix…7 more in Day 1!

Day #2 in Chicago Did anyone watch Human Target? is it good? 12,000 people? dang that is a line!

Curly? uh oh…gonna be bad…wait for it YUP B-A-D ok so when my son Cole laughs at him? not good Time for a Curly Shuffle off the stage wow bad news bears…Simon’s animal line was great! neighbor dogs were howlin at that one

Alannah is not much better OUCH! Randy couldn’t even give the girl the note…she handled it well or actually had no CLUE what was happening.

Oh no, who is this crazy guy! “Screw You Sgt Hart I’m the next American Idol! cant wait for this Tiny Tim tip toe thru the tulips Oh Snap! LOL “This is not a joke Mam” Nox4 Tip Toe that way…great line by kara Bubble bath? wow

aaaaaaaaaaaw big pimpin hat! I wanna eat steak! he is gonna suck….Usher Buh Bye! back to those microwave dinners big dog! uh oh is he cryin? damn there’s no cryin in Idol (or baseball).

look out Chantelle ok here comes the Shania music montage! OUCH! I’m Sorry!

John Park…hmm i bet he’s gonna be good….yup pretty solid! Hollywood i bet…(is Shania knitting her outfit) Beautiful bottom end? nice lips? c’mon Shania save it…what? Good head? WOW lol yes x 4 i can see a top 25 for this guy

another sad story asthma…Golden ticket? im guessing no! sorry is that harsh…we shall see after the break! Here comes 21 year old Paige..wow sad story…ok so I was wrong…prob will go to H-Wood! C’mon ladies let Randy make a decision…ofcourse she is going..they filmed a piece at her home!

I like the Bryan Adams guy ….only 13 from 12,000 plus wow!

Nice Obama plug at the end “Yes we can” Tomorrow Orlando and Disney World!